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SERIOUS ACTRESS? MORE LIKE SERIOUS WHORE
Thursday, April 10th, 2008I hear Lindsay Lohan is planning on doing a frontal nude scene in the upcoming movie Florence to prove she is a serious actress.
What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
I believe LoHo just wants to show off her body ’cause she’s realized that is pretty much all she is good for. She sure as hell can’t act. […]
CARMELLA BING RETIRES.. SORT OF
Sunday, March 30th, 2008Remember back in the 1980’s when Supermodel Linda Evangelista said ‘I won’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day‘. Well this isn’t quite that over the top, but it is reminiscent of that memorable quote…. according to Carmella Bing, ‘$20,000 a month just isn’t going to cut it for me‘. WOW, hookers […]
HACKER GETS 3 YEARS FOR PHONY CALL
Saturday, March 29th, 2008Orange County, CA. - A Mukilteo man has been sentenced to three years in a California prison for tricking 911 dispatchers into sending a SWAT team to the Orange County home of a randomly selected family.
Randal T. Ellis, 19, was sentenced Thursday in Orange County Superior Court after pleading guilty to felonies including false imprisonment […]
CRAIGSLIST SLAMMED FOR HOSTING PROSTITUTION ADS
Saturday, March 29th, 2008Craigslist, we have a problem. No, not the baby being sold for drug money earlier this week — that was a hoax and the person who placed the ad was arrested.
Not the malicious ad placed last Saturday that left a Jacksonville, Ore., man with a plundered home, recalling a similar incident last May.
The problem […]
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON’T PULL OVER TO HELP
Saturday, March 29th, 2008NEW CASTLE, Ind. - A woman who tried to help after a car crash was punched and bitten by the man she was trying to assist, police said. “It was just crazy. I was just trying to help,” 28-year-old Danielle Herndon of New Castle said Wednesday.
Rex Allen Shannon, 21, Middletown, was being held Wednesday night […]
MOTHER BRINGS BABY TO ARMED ROBBERY
Saturday, March 29th, 2008GREENVILLE, S.C. — A woman brought her 4-month-old baby along while she and her boyfriend committed an armed robbery, deputies said.
Investigators said that they initially thought that 20-year-old Sarah Titi Walker was the victim of a kidnapping that happened last week in connection with the robbery of the Abbarrotes La Flor D grocery store on […]
STONERS ARE PEOPLE TOO
Saturday, March 29th, 2008Washington, DC: US Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA) will introduce legislation in Congress to strip the federal government of its authority to arrest responsible cannabis consumers. Representative Frank made the announcement last week on the nationally syndicated television show, “Real Time With Bill Maher.”
“It’s time for the politicians to catch up with the public on this […]
CHARGED WITH HAVING SEX…. WITH A TABLE
Saturday, March 29th, 2008BELLEVUE, OHIO — Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.
Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place […]
LINDSAY LOHAN JOINING CHARLES MANSON CULT
Thursday, March 27th, 2008from People Magazine: First Mark David Chapman, and now this! Lindsay Lohan, fresh off her big-screen role opposite John Lennon’s killer (aka the chubby Jared Leto) in Chapter 27, has signed up to star in another film about a murderer – this time, it’s Charles Manson.
Lohan, 21, will play one of Manson’s cult followers, Nancy […]
JOLIE/PITT BABY PIX WORTH 10 MILLION $$
Thursday, March 27th, 2008New York Post: THERE’S no limit to how much money celebrities are being paid to pimp out their babies in the magazines and tabloids. After paying Christina Aguilera a reported $1.5 million in February for shots of her newborn, Max, People shelled out a whopping $6 million to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for […]
SMELLS LIKE WEED
Thursday, March 27th, 2008San Francisco: The musty smell of a man’s money led to his arrest on possible drug charges. The 21-year-old Sturgeon Bay man tried to deposit money smelling of marijuana at a bank here last week, according to a Sturgeon Bay police report obtained by the Door County Advocate.
The $4,000 in bundled bills did not smell […]
DB COOPERS PARACHUTE FOUND?
Thursday, March 27th, 2008SEATTLE — Hoping to solve at least part of a 36-year-old mystery, the FBI is analyzing a torn, tangled parachute found in southwest Washington to determine if it belonged to famed plane hijacker D.B. Cooper.
Children playing outside their home near Amboy found the chute’s fabric sticking up from the ground in an area where their […]
NEVER TOO OLD!!!!!!!!
Thursday, March 27th, 2008MANATEE COUNTY, FL — Prosecutors have decided to drop a soliciting charge against one of two 93-year-old men who were picked up during recent undercover prostitution stings.
The state, however, will continue to pursue a case against the other elderly man.
Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with […]
SEXUAL CONTENT LAW
Thursday, March 27th, 2008INDIANA: A new state law that requires sellers of adult material to register with the state has Hoosier bookstore owners fuming about government censorship and threatening a legal challenge.
“This lumps us in with businesses that sell things that you can’t even mention in a family newspaper,” said Ernie Ford, owner of Fine Print Book Store […]
NEW MEANING TO ‘INVASION OF PRIVACY’
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008MIAMI (Reuters) - Miami police could soon be the first in the United States to use cutting-edge, spy-in-the-sky technology to beef up their fight against crime.
A small pilotless drone manufactured by Honeywell International, capable of hovering and “staring” using electro-optic or infrared sensors, is expected to make its debut soon in the skies over the […]
ONLINE GOSSIP SITE TARGETED
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008SACRAMENTO - A Fremont lawmaker asked the attorney general today to investigate online gossip sites that critics say are hurtful and dangerous because they allow users to anonymously spread the kind of attacks once found only on bathroom walls.
Assemblyman Alberto Torrico, D-Fremont, cited JuicyCampus.com, which has expanded to include the University of California, Berkeley, and […]
NUDE PEOPLE HAVE BEEF WITH PAYPAL
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008After four years of processing subscription payments for Going Natural magazine, PayPal has abruptly cancelled service to its publisher, the Federation of Canadian Naturists (FCN). Attempts to get an explanation as to how the magazine violates PayPal’s “acceptable use” policy have been met with generic e-mails from faceless and implacable customer-service personnel.
Those e-mails falsely claim […]
KID KILLS DAD FOR BLOCKING MYSPACE
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008MESA, Ariz. — A teenager who confessed to killing his father last month told police he hated his dad for taking away his Internet access, according to a police report released Wednesday.
Hughstan Schlicker, 15, called 911 on Feb. 6 and told the dispatcher he had just shot his father in the head with a 12-gauge […]
BIG BOOBS KILL
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008BOCA RATON, Fla. — A viewing was held Tuesday for an 18-year-old high school student who died over the weekend from complications of plastic surgery.
West Boca Raton High School senior Stephanie Kuleba was the captain of the varsity cheerleading team who was fielding scholarship offers from Tulane University, Florida State University and the University of […]
TEEN PIMP
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008DALLAS — She’s just 13 years old, a middle-schooler who is now facing charges involving a serious crime.
Police arrested the girl at a local nightclub where she was allegedly bringing other young girls to dance and to serve as prostitutes.
Investigators said the 13-year-old lured other girls to Club Metropolis, enticing them with the promise […]
TRUMP DENIES UNDERAGE VODKA GIRL SCANDAL
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008Real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump has hit back at reports he hired an underage model to pose naked to promote his vodka line.
The “Apprentice” producer was accused of using a 17-year-old girl to serve drinks at a Super Bowl party for his alcohol brand Trump Vodka last month, wearing nothing […]
LAST YEAR I DONATED $38 TO BEGGERS OUTSIDE OF STARBUCKS
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008(from eonline.com)
‘Twas a mighty benevolent year for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
Tax records show that the beauteous couple donated more than $8.5 million to various charities in 2006 via their Jolie Pitt Foundation, according to documents obtained by E! News. (View the tax return.)
Although both A-listers are used to not being able to do […]
LUCK OF THE IRISH
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008Police continue searching for a man wearing a leprechaun suit who broke into a home in the 54000 block of Terrace Lane in St. Joseph County, Indiana early Tuesday.
It happened about 1:45 a.m. when the man, who St. Joseph County dispatchers said was the ex-boyfriend of the woman in the home, broke into the house.
Authorities […]
NEXT BIG QUAKE WILL BE A BIG ONE
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008The next major earthquake on the Hayward Fault - inevitable anytime now, experts say - will be the Bay Area’s own Hurricane Katrina, affecting more than 5 million people, causing losses to homes and businesses of at least $165 billion and total economic losses of more than $1.5 trillion, scientists warn.
And that’s from ground shaking […]
ARSONIST ON FIRE
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008SEATTLE — Police and fire investigators are looking for two young men suspected of setting fire to a locksmith shop in West Seattle early Friday morning.
Fire Department Lt. Harold Webb said the Puget Sound Key & Lock business was filled with flames when firefighters arrived about 3:30 a.m.
Crews quickly got the fire under control and […]
DREAM COME TRUE TURNS INTO NIGHTMARE
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008How many times have you fantasized about something like this happening? A hot chick is hitchhiking and offers you anal sex for a ride!!!
Ya, we all have those types of dreams!!! Read on for the nightmare part!!
Report: Woman offers sex for gas
A encounter in east Mesa, AZ. has left a woman in jail and […]
SPITZER HOOKER NUDE PICS!!!
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008NO, WE DO NOT HAVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the call girl at the center of the Elliot Spitzer sex scandal, watched the potential earnings from her new-found fame drop by $1 million on Tuesday as old nude videos of her emerged.
Adult DVD distributor “Girls Gone Wild” discovered videos of a semi-nude […]
SEX NOT SELLING
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008…on the web
HAMBURG, Germany - The oldest bordello in Hamburg’s red-light district is shutting down for lack of business, according to newspaper reports published Friday.
The family-run Hotel Luxor, established in 1948, is being sold to an investor and will close down for good next month, madam Waltraud Mehrer said, according to the Hamburg Morgenpost and […]
TEEN TRIES TO STEAL GAS….. FROM A COP CAR
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008…on the web
LAMBERTVILLE, Mich. — A Monroe County sheriff’s detective on a stakeout to catch an arsonist arrested the suspect as he tried to steal gas from the officer’s cruiser. Officers were placed around homes currently under construction after police had gotten two arson complaints within the past week.
Several officers, including Detective Thomas Redmond, […]
HOW TO SCAM DEL TACO
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008Stars of YouTube video ‘How to Scam Del Taco’ arrested in Rialto
…on the web
Pausing between mouthfuls, the man calling himself Mr. Califero proudly displayed his haul for the camera.
Seven tacos, a large order of fries, two sodas and two quesadillas with extra chicken would have cost $15. But as he titled his Feb. 19 homemade […]
MIA ROSE IS BACK! AND DRIVING A 350Z!
Friday, March 14th, 2008So Mia Rose stopped by the house a little while ago ’cause her and Dez are headed to the Wizard World Convention to promote Whorelore. I was surprised that she didn’t roll up in the new Mazda Miata she was supposed to get.
“I’m tired of you saying I drive a fucking Miata!” Mia screamed at […]
KEITH REALLY DID KEEP THE CAR….
Saturday, March 8th, 2008…. and now we know why!
As reported on Lukeisback.com, an investigator looking to find Keith contacted Lukeisback, not myself or Taylor Rain who see Keith 57 times per day or Keith directly or the 9,618 other people in the valley who see or speak to Keith on a regular basis. The purpose of this inquiry? […]