I was reading this insane news story this morning about a 16 year old boy who got shot in the head on his birthday because during a friendly snowball fight with his pals one of the snowballs went off course and hit a neighbor. The boy said he was sorry numerous times but the angry guy […]
So here’s the scenario: We have two puppies living here in the house, Sara and Lou. Both are ten months old. And horny.
Sara just started her period, her first cycle.
And Lou, well, he’s a guy. The look in his eye is that of something which wants to unleash his seed. Into Sara.
Now is the time […]
This is another example of why I think America would not vote a black man for President: They’re not sure of the difference between Barack Obama (Prez hopeful) and Osama bin Laden (Terrorist Mastermind) thanks to NBC and CNN, who both have made the mistake of mixing up the two.
I bet half of America doesn’t […]
So being that I’m in my mid-30s and single with little or no chance of ever finding a woman, I’ve started looking for single women when I go to the super market for food. I’m well aware I’ll probably never find a good one, and I’m not sure what I would even do if I […]
So when I got my Bloodhound Sara Rib-Eye last summer I got the idea to one day breed her so that I could create an organization with the help of my friend Tia that would train bloodhounds to be used when people go missing in California as there doesn’t seem to be enough (if any) […]
I’ve been cringing as of late while thinking about what is ahead for this country. Disaster is mostly what comes to mind.
I’m talking of course about the next President of these United States.
As a Liberal, the taste George Bush has left in my mouth is not a good one; his actions, beliefs, ignorance and beady […]
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’
‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , […]
Wow, you know something? This is the first time in a long time I’ve written anything that didn’t begin “Fayner Posts” and it feels good.
I guess that means I’ve finally made it. I’m marking today in my calendar for sure! No, actually I won’t.
So I assume that if you’re here you think I’m something special. […]