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By Fayner | March 11, 2008

I’m sure we all know by now that Luke Ford no longer writes for LukeIsBack. Well, now you all also know that I no longer work for LukeFord. Quite confusing, yes I know, and I am truly sorry for that.

And now two days ago TheNewLukeFord wrote a piece about how an investigator is looking for Keith about borrowing and then not returning a car. A day later I commented on that post saying the story is ridiculous and that I no longer write for LukeFord.com (a site that has been owned by many people including myself, TheRealLukeFord, Net Video Girls and Taylor Rain). Frankly, I’m not sure who owns LukeFord these days, but it ain’t me and it ain’t Taylor.

Confused yet?

Yeah, me too.

Today I received an email from TheNewLukeFord claiming to be TheRealLukeFord. This is what it said:

Scott,

Have you parted company with LF.Com and Keith O’Conner?

What is the current situation with Keith?

-luke

I’m not sure what kind of upbringing TheNewLukeFord had or what they teach over at LukeIsBack, but over here we don’t talk about our friends, especially to the truly bottom-feeding scums (ie: the porn press). What makes them think even if I had a falling out with Keith I’d talk to LukeIsBack about it? I guess I give TheNewLukeFord kudos for having such big balls to assume his silly little email would make me sing like a bird. Is my image so bad that people assume this of me????

So here is my response to each question.

Yes, I have parted company with LukeFord.com.

No, I haven’t parted company with Keith O’Connor.

And Keith’s current situation? He’s probably at home watching sports on the television with the dogs waiting for the pizza guy to show up.

Wait, was I supposed to say Keith is hiding out from an investigator because he stole a car? Shit! Can I change my answer??


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