Archive for April 1st, 2008
THE RETURN OF THE KRISTIN DAVIS SEX PIX
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008You can find them here !!!!!!!!!!!!
3RD GRADERS ATTACK ON TEACHER THWARTED
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008WAYCROSS, GA — It’s the type of news you don’t expect to hear coming out of an elementary school.
Nine third grade students suspended at Center Elementary in Waycross for an alleged plot to attack their teacher.
“This plot was uncovered at the point that something dangerous was brought to the school,” says Lt. Dwayne Caswell with [...]
BEYONCE AND JAY-Z TO MARRY…. SO WHAT
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008Beyonce Knowles and her longtime beau Jay-Z may finally be ready to walk down the aisle. The hip-hop honeys took out a marriage license in Scarsdale Village, N.Y., yesterday morning, People.com reported.
The document is valid for 60 days, so the tight-lipped duo have their wedding-planning work cut out for them.
A rep for the “Dreamgirls [...]
OH, BIANCA, BIANCA
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008I got home from the Laurel Canyon dog park with Taylor and Bianca Dagger is asleep on our couch. Eventually she wakes up and makes her way over to the kitchen.
“Hey!” she yells, “is this from a chinese restaurant or is it a dog treat?” I look, and see that while she’s asking she is [...]
MEL GIBSON: A BIGGER JESUS FREAK THAN WE THOUGHT!
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008So my 2nd cousin married this guy who owns a construction company, the same construction company currently building Mel Gibson’s house that a few weeks ago was the scene of that dude’s suicide. Remember?
Okay, so my 2nd cousin calls me up over the weekend ’cause she happened to go by Mel’s new house with her [...]
JESSICA SIMPSON HAS WEBBED FEET!!!
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008This is a picture that was up on every gossip site this morning at like 3 am. It was supposedly Jessica Simpson’s right foot. Now they all took it down. I don’t know why.
I did some snooping and it seems that Jessica has never been photographed with bare feet except for this picture which one [...]
FIRST LOOK AT DENNIS QUAID FROM THE UPCOMING G.I. JOE MOVIE!
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008I once fucked a chick who my friend Willy Shine said looked like Randy Quaid. It wasn’t my best score ever. Anyway, here’s a picture of Dennis as General Hawk from G.I. Joe baby!!!!
DONNY LONG BOOTED OFF SET
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008Some stories are a joy to write. This is one of them.
My spy over at Hustler tells me that Donny Long, the guy everyone wishes was Dave Pounder, showed up unannounced yesterday to a Hustler set in Malibu with dog shit on the bottom of his shoes. He tracked it all over the house before [...]