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DONNY LONG BOOTED OFF SET
By Fayner | April 1, 2008
Some stories are a joy to write. This is one of them.
My spy over at Hustler tells me that Donny Long, the guy everyone wishes was Dave Pounder, showed up unannounced yesterday to a Hustler set in Malibu with dog shit on the bottom of his shoes. He tracked it all over the house before realizing it.
The funny thing was that he had the dog shit on his shoes all day as there was no dog at the location to leave shit for Donny to step on and track all over the beautiful home.
What kind of person has dog shit on their shoes and doesn’t notice it?
Donny Long.
The owner of the house personally escorted Mr. Long off the property telling him to never return.
My spy estimated the damage to be around $500. “There was a lot of dog shit tracked up and down the carpeted stairs! What a dipshit!”
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April 1st, 2008 at 7:16 am
I did the same exact thing but I thought it was the large black lady I had hired as a temp… I was about to tell her to go home & shower when I noticed my high heel was packed solid with smooth puppy shit & that I’d dragged it all over the high end furniture showroom in the PDC I worked at. I had to close the showroom, call in carpet cleaners and send that lady home.
Thats’ what I get for dressing in the dark with a new puppy in the house.
April 1st, 2008 at 9:22 am
HAHAHA
April 1st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Maybe that asswipe Donny Long did that shit on purpose? [no pun intended]