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Archive for April 9th, 2008

WINSTON BURBANK GETS NAME ON WALL AT T.G.I. FRIDAY’S

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Porn performer Nate who also goes by the name Winston Burbank loves going to T.G.I. Friday’s.
No, I mean, loves it.
But I never expected T.G.I. Friday’s to return the favor.
You see, Nate AKA Winston is a Class-A Cheapskate. When he used to go to Friday’s he’d put exactly $9 in his wallet, which covered his bill […]

L.A. PAPARAZZI LAW WON’T WORK, SAYS POLICE CHIEF

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

We all know that the paparazzi and the people who hire them suck. Right? Okay, good. I’ve always felt that the best way to get good information from someone is to befriend them, which I have successfully done over the years in the porn business.
But I’d never chase and stalk a porn chick for ten […]

EVIL ANGEL OWNER CHARGED WITH OBSCENITY

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

WASHINGTON - A producer of allegedly obscene movies and two companies owned by him have been charged by a federal grand jury in Washington, D.C., with operating an obscenity distribution business and related offenses, Assistant Attorney General Alice S. Fisher of the Criminal Division announced Tuesday.
In an indictment filed by the grand jury, Malibu, Calif. […]