Archive for April 10th, 2008
CASSIDEY ENDS HER NINN CONTRACT
Thursday, April 10th, 2008from LADIRECTNEWS.com - By mutual agreement Cassidey and Ninn Worx_SR have parted ways. The former Vivid contract star was quoted as saying;
“I really enjoyed working with everyone at Ninn Worx_SR particualrly Michael and working on the Epic ‘THE FOUR’ , - Ninn Worx_SR adaptation of the Grecian Spartan’s battle over the Persian Empire at […]
GET OUT OF JAIL FREE
Thursday, April 10th, 2008KING COUNTY, Wash. - The national economic crisis is hitting the county.
Budget Director Bob Cowan is warning the County Council of a $20 million shortfall in the 2008 budget and a $60 million shortfall in 2009.
The letters were accompanied by a document which spelled out a possible 8.65-percent reduction in most departments and a one-third […]
GOD HATES MARYLAND
Thursday, April 10th, 2008The family and friends of two teenagers who died in a car accident over the weekend are puzzled as to why a fundamentalist church group plans to demonstrate at the teens’ funerals.
Tracey Burke, whose daughter Emily died in the crash near Finksburg late Saturday night, said she doesn’t understand the logic of Topeka, Kan.-based […]
SHITTY COFFEE
Thursday, April 10th, 2008A gourmet coffee blended from animal droppings is being sold at a London department store for $100.00 per cup.
Jamaican Blue Mountain and the Kopi Luwak bean are used to create Caffe Raro which is thought to be the most expensive cup of coffee in the world.
Kopi Luwak beans are eaten, then passed, by the […]
DON’T PEE ON THE TRACKS
Thursday, April 10th, 2008A New Zealand man was critically injured last night when a train hit him while he was urinating on the track at Penrose station.
Police said the man, who was very drunk, suffered pelvic, leg and back injuries and was in Auckland City Hospital.
“It’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen,” said Senior Sergeant Junior […]
AREA 51 MISSION
Thursday, April 10th, 2008A San Rafael man is facing felony drug and traffic charges after ramming other vehicles in what he called a secret government experiment for Area 51, authorities said.Antonio Patrinostro, 43, was charged Tuesday with driving while intoxicated and causing injuries, reckless driving and hit-and-run with injuries, said Deputy District Attorney Linda Witong. A plea hearing […]
TERROR ON THE STREET
Thursday, April 10th, 2008Check out this video of a guy with Tourettes Syndrome terrorizing people on the street!
ADVANCED MEDICINE
Thursday, April 10th, 2008A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.‘
A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him […]
HEY AMERICA! FUCK YOU!
Thursday, April 10th, 2008George Bush The Dim Son will surely go down in history as one of the dumbest people ever to run a country. I doubt even he’d argue with that statement. If he could understand it, that is…
You know how there’s a war going on? Most of us want it to be over. Most of us […]
HELP SIERRA SINN! SHE’S SPENT ALL HER MONEY ON DRUGS AND WANTS TO GO SEE HER BABY
Thursday, April 10th, 2008I was gonna post a picture of Sierra Sinn, but it is still morning time here in the west coast and I didn’t want to upset anyone before they’ve had their breakfast.
But the chick is one hideous beast, you can trust me on that.
Sierra, with the help of old lady/one time hooker/God’s Right Hand Whore […]
THE THROAT IS A TERRIBLE THING TO SLIT
Thursday, April 10th, 2008Some Chicago woman stabbed her 6 year old daughter 10 times and slashed her throat because she feared she was possessed by demons. She claims she was defending herself from the 50 pound toddler.
Sounds reasonable to me.
Demons have been known to hide in the throat area of young children for thousands of years. Just last […]
SERIOUS ACTRESS? MORE LIKE SERIOUS WHORE
Thursday, April 10th, 2008I hear Lindsay Lohan is planning on doing a frontal nude scene in the upcoming movie Florence to prove she is a serious actress.
What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
I believe LoHo just wants to show off her body ’cause she’s realized that is pretty much all she is good for. She sure as hell can’t act. […]
TAYLOR RAIN STORE OPEN
Thursday, April 10th, 2008From her blog at ClubTaylorRain.com: So one of the last things I have to make available on my website is a STORE. I get tons of emails every day asking me for DVD’s, autographed box covers, 8X10’s Polaroids, shoes, bras and pictures of Bandit!
So while I’m setting up my store online, here is what you […]