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Archive for April 7th, 2008

JENNA JAMESON SELLS LAMBO ON E-BAY

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Seinfeld’s George Costanza made a big fuss about owning a car that belonged to actor John Voight.
Well how about owning a car, a Lamborghini no less, previously owned by the world’s most famous erotic actress, Jenna Jameson?
Jameson has set up an auction on internet trade website Ebay to sell her pristine yellow 6 speed, V12 […]

CHEERLEADERS BEAT DOWN EX-FRIEND FOR 30 MINUTES ON TAPE!

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Check out the video that authorites just released of a gang of female cheerleaders beating down another girl on tape for 3o minutes. They beat her down good. At one point, the girl taping the fight says something like “make it good there’s only 17 seconds left of tape!” to her friend who is punching […]

MARTIN SCORSESE: “LOOK AT ME AND DIE!”

Monday, April 7th, 2008

A friend of mine who lives back East works in the movie business. He was just part of the newest film the legendary filmmaker ws shooting. I’m not sure what he was doing for the movie, but it was either catering assistant or production manager or driver or lighting supervisor or something else I don’t […]

STRIPPER CATCHES FIRE AT HUSTLER CLUB

Monday, April 7th, 2008

I hear that some dancer at Hustler Club in Louisiana, caught fire early Saturday morning while using fire in her routine. Witnesses say it happened quite fast, and the dancing dame was engulfed in flames in mere seconds. Some guy jumped up on stage and put the flames out. She was brought to the hospital where she is now recovering […]

MELISSA LAUREN ADDICTED TO WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Melissa Blogs: I know i haven’t blogged in a while, but to tell you the truth my life isn’t really as exciting as most of you may think it is right now
I moved back to Los Angeles about 6 weeks ago, and spend most of my time working out (gotta get rid of […]

WHAT WOULD MAX HARDCORE DO?

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Okay, so Max Hardcore really has nothing to do with the following story except for the fact that has been known to make girls drink lots and lots of water so that they can urinate a lot in his movies. I remember the first and last time I ever went to his house in Altadena, […]

PUT ME IN WHORELORE!

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Dez, Staci, Barrett, Monica Mayhem and Winter headed out on Saturday to shoot the newest episode of Whorelore. Me and the dogs stayed behind.
So I got really stoned and was watching television while the dogs did their thing. All of a sudden I hear a bunch of smashing around from Dez and Staci’s bedroom, thought […]

I WAS GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING THE SMALLEST PENIS BUT THEN I SAW SHE’S ONLY 15

Monday, April 7th, 2008

It is funny how the world does some strange things for no reason. The duck billed platypus for example. Carrot Top, too. There’s got to be a bunch more…
And I understand why GOD ( ie: evolution) made them; they’re funny, wrong and should have been brought to the woods years ago for a shotgun to […]

CALLING ALL PORN COMPANIES

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Hey so I was at Barrett Blade’s house the other day, yeah, you know him, that suave swinging swordsman. Anyway, he let Testa move into the garage on a trial period. Together they got all hell of a lot of computers. Experience, too.
So Barrett decides he wants to make his house into a  “we’ll do […]

TAYLOR RAIN UPDATE

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Taylor Rain writes on her journal at clubtaylorrain.com
Last week Fayner told us to come on over and bring the dogs for a swim in the pool. “Don’t worry about it” he said “I’ll watch all of them no problems!” I was worried because my mastiff La Bella isnt fixed and Dez and Staci who live […]