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THE LONG WALK
By Fayner | March 27, 2008
So I remembered this story from years ago when I was a young tike (and kike) living in Newton, Massachusetts.
This guy Wilkins AKA Stink Bomb (imagine having that nickname growing up?) was getting with some - obvious - skank over at our friend Steve Quinn’s house one weekend night. He got the rubber on, was about to start fucking this skank when
BANG BANG BANG on the door!
It was Steve, saying his parents were coming home from Cape Cod and that everyone had to get out of the house.
“But the Cape is like an hour away!” Stink Bomb yelled. “Give me five minutes!”
“Get out now!”
Now even back then I was the kind and sensitive guy I am today, so I suggested we all go over to my house ’cause my folks didn’t care if we hung out in the basement and Stink Bomb really needed to get laid.
So we started walking. And walking. And walking.
And Stink Bomb was making all sorts of painful faces while he walked.
“What’s the deal?” someone asked.
“Well, that was my only rubber so I had to keep it on.”
“You’re still wearing the condom? But we’ve walked like a mile!”
We proceeded to laugh all the way back to my house, and eventully Stink Bomb did fuck her in a dank corner of my basement.
So anytime your parents give you that, “I had to walk to school in the snow uphill both ways” story just tell them that you know of a guy who walked two miles with a fucking condom on his dick so he could fuck a dirty whore.
They’ll love that!
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