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JEZEBELLE BOND IS PISSED OFF AT “FAKE JEZEBELLE”
By Fayner | March 28, 2008
Saw this on myspace. Not sure what it means but Jezebelle is cool so this other chick must not be if Jezebelle is saying she sucks.
the envelop please…
and NADIA JADE WINS!!!!
why does she deserve this monumental award? let’s dive into the reasons, shall we?!
1. SHE’S TOO UGLY TO POST PICTURES OF HERSELF…
yes, it’s true! instead of posting pictures of herself SHE DECIDED TO POST PICTURES OF ME, an obvious attempt to get guarrenteed business! too bad she actually has to show up in order to collect money for her less than great hooker services! speaking of less than great service we now move on to the next reason…
2. HER REVIEWS AS A HOOKER ARE HORRIBLE…
NOT ONLY IS SHE TOO UGLY TO POST HER OWN PICTURES, BUT SHE SUCKS AS A HOOKER (not in the good way either).
her reviews on theeroticreview. com are horrible! how is it possible to be a bad hooker? no one’s paying you to talk, think,and/or make socially conscious statements! all you have to do is suck a dick or fuck someone while acting like you love it.
it’s really not as hard as it sounds, but alas miss nadia jade fails miserably!!! nadia jade’s hooker skills are like a plane that has craashed into the fucking mountain!
3. HER FAN/PAYSITE IS BASICALLY A SHRINE TO ME.
again with the fake “real photos”!!! sure it may be slightly flattering but it’s really not! YOU’RE AN UGLY HOOKER WHO HAS CUSTOMERS WHO WANT THEIR MONEY BACK!..
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if you wanna check out the “fake jezebelle” and her shitty ass reviews just go to www. theeroticreview. com and search “nadia jade”
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