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WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?
By Fayner | March 31, 2008
Okay, so I woke up early just like every fucking day at around seven. It hurts.
And then I got a text from a porn chick.
Come over and fuck me silly
Did I mention she’s young and sexy?
Well, she is.
And the funny thing - well, the sick thing - is that I didn’t jump in my car and go!
I mean, she kept texting me slutty stuff about my hard cock and her swallowing and cumming all over my dick and things like that.
And I didn’t go? What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’m old, that’s what’s wrong with me.
Oh, and the major traffic, too. That was also calculated into my decision.
But how much longer will young horny women be calling me to have random sex with them?
Not much longer is my guess.
I’m a sad excuse for a man…
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March 31st, 2008 at 2:30 pm
If your post is factual, you should have followed the momentum for sex, don´t care about the heavy traffic, most of the day it´s bad anyway, didn´t the girl say that?!
(You are not 50+.)
April 1st, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Better yet, you should of told her to come over your house if you really didn’t feel like driving.
Was this an average porn chick? or was she Amy Reid caliber?