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HELP ME, GORDON RAMSAY!

By Fayner | June 19, 2008

I’m not gonna lie to you: I like Gordon Ramsay. And not like like, just like. I enjoy how he crushes the dreams of people in such a rude way. You could say I’m envious of him: He’s made a great career for himself by working hard.

So lately I’ve gotten into the BBC show where he goes to restaurants that are about to close down and tries to revive them using his experience and loud voice. Mostly he succeeds, and when the owners and employees of the restaurant listen to what he tells/yells at them, they tend to stay afloat. He is smart and blunt, two things that can lead to greatness.

But what does he have that I don’t? Drive. Ambition. A real j o b

I want Gordon to come and put my life in order, tell me what to do and how to not nap every day and not smoke so much weed and to work harder than I’ve ever worked to make myself someone worthy of the air in which I take for granted.

Anyone know his producers and wanna hook me up?

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3 Responses to “HELP ME, GORDON RAMSAY!”

  1. Guest Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    The first step might be to learn how to spell his name correctly.

  2. Darrah Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    How about stop the drugs, eat right, and excercize and get active. You’ll live longer and maintain an erection when you hit your mid-40’s.

  3. pete Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 2:16 am

    in my opinion more pot smoking but do it before a nap

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