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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

By Fayner | June 19, 2008

I grabbed a bunch of old Hustler Magazines last week to yank out the centerfolds and use them as wrapping paper for Staci’s birthday gift (a yoga mat), and came across a picture of this chick Daisy Tanks on one of the pages that weren’t stuck together.

Are you serious? Is this what porn has come to? Where is the Girl Next Door and the trampy city girl and the naive Mountain slut and the dirty European? Why would someone open the gate to Porn Valley and allow a chick that looks like this into the business?

Sure, punk is cool, I guess, not really my thing but I don’t mind it, but who declared the punk chicks worthy of porn? Who said a mohawk and stinky box and dirty ripped clothes and dog breath was sexy?

Not me.

Did you?

I just never thought punk chicks were attractive. They aren’t.

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One Response to “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?”

  1. Darrah Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Typical porn is boring now. So they turn to stuff like this and to a girl that doesn’t look like the cookie-cutter typical porn star. That’s what you get from people trying to mainstream porn for the past 25 years that nothing shocks anyone anymore. Porn should have stayed dirty and taboo instead of putting a pretty face on it trying to make it mainstream.

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