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IS THE NEW MCDONALDS KUNG FU PANDA HAPPY MEAL GAY?
By Fayner | June 16, 2008
TR came over yesterday with two McDonalds Happy Meals featuring the new Kung Fu Panda toy which is the tiger and you do this thing and he flips over and lands back on his feet. But one of them didn’t quite work right and kept landing in the “fuck me from behind” pose while the other landed perfectly in the “let me fuck you from behind” pose and Testa and me came up with this dumb stoned idea that one of them is the pitcher and the other the catcher and it made perfect sense at the time but now that I’m not so stoned and hungry it really would be irresponsible of McDonalds to put out a gay toy in their Happy Meals.
So, no, the new Kung Fu Panda toy at McDonalds is not gay and wanting anal sex. Just that one of ours can’t quite make the full flip.
Testa is always thinking about gay sex. It scares me.
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