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BARELY LEGAL BABY FAT! NOW THAT’S A TREAT!
By Fayner | June 16, 2008
Let me tell you how great being on the Hustler Video screener list is: It is so great, let me tell you! Oh boy, is it gonna be one of these stories? Yup, I think so.
Barely Legal has made lots of penises shoot semen over the years. Many women have tickled their soaked vaginas watching the popular series, too. Dirty old men sitting in a nursing home rubbing their soft puds waiting at the window for little Jimmy Conway to walk by on his way home from baseball practice so they can get one off quick but instead just pop in any Barely Legal DVD for some self rub n tug before lunch oh boy its grilled cheese and tater tots!
I think I got it out of my system.
Barely Legal Baby Fat came in the mail on Saturday along with Tranny Love #2 (gross) and Young Latinas (next in line) and from the cover I could tell it is a movie featuring young women who are maybe a little on the hefty side. Cool. After many, many years of masturbating to porn, my tastes have changed dramatically. It was once I could spank it to a fuzzy scrambled Payboy channel movie while someone slept on the next couch. Now things are way different. First, I need the cougars. Then, I tend to go for awkward, chubby unknown chicks because through the years all the hot chicks just become one hot chick and there is no distinction between any of them that moving on to ugly chicks tend to stick out as truly awesome masturbating good times. Hey, remember that time? Oh, yeah, that was so awesome! Plus, I can’t really see myself being able to score with any of the super hot skinny porn chicks. The weird looking fat ones are a whole different story.
But the Baby Fat girls aren’t even fat. They’re a little big, but compared to what? Jenna Haze? And then I got to wondering did Hustler Video plan on shooting this title or did they just end up with a bunch of fat chick scenes that couldn’t go anywhere else? Either way, this is a huge (no pun intended, a fuck it, pun intended!) hit if you ask my penis and you did so he says he loves this movie and would you do one of fat cougars please that woud really make my penis super happy and a happy penis is a happy Fayner.
And even better than this movie is one of the quotes on the back cover which says: Rachel doesn’t care if she’s plump, all she wants to do is fuck!
Bloodly fucking brilliant.
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