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IT AIN’T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS
By Fayner | June 23, 2008
I’ve seen lots of porn gossip writers come and go since I started in the business back in 2000. I bet people like Gene Ross and Tod Hunter and even Luke Ford have seen lots more than me. But I’ve seen plenty.
Over the years I’ve almost been fired from the helm at Lukeford by some of my many bosses including Taylor Rain. A couple of times. Each time it has been over the amount of posts I write a day, always less than what was wanted.
Five original stories per day about porn and porn-related topics is pretty much my limit. I recall telling Taylor and Keith many times that it is “QUALITY not QUANITY” but they see Gene Ross throw up 20plus posts a day and thought I should do the same but I don’t like reposting things so it is harder for me to do that much writing.
The guy above in the picture is Jack Kerouac. It is said that he wrote On The Road in three weeks on one long sheet of paper and lots of speed. That is a lot of writing. More than me and you and that guy down the street combined plus 20,000. He would have made a great porn gossip writer. The best.
Anyway, I was checking out the new LukeIsBack site with this new mysterious writer named Not Luke. Anyway, I noticed that in his first week of writing he put up a story about Sylvester Stallone as Rambo.
Really? Already?
You see, I myself just wrote about Sylvester Stallone about a month ago. But mine came 6 years into doing this for a living. Not Luke resorted to it in his first couple of posts.
Looks like we got another one already feeling the pressure of doing this for a job.
It’s not that easy, and certainly not all fun and games. Just wait until Not Luke writes the same story twice and doesn’t realize it until later. I’ve done that one a bunch of times over the years. And if Not Luke wants any advise at all I guess all I can say to him is quit before it is too late.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I’m loving your commentary. So just to recap what you said , its not easy, not at all, unless you just don’t care. One original a day for me, the rest is press and friends from the east coast who send stuff. Oh I forgot in public I am suppose to call them staff…
Your very lucky, if I stay on this pace for 8 years, I am pretty sure I will be dead.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
IT AIN’T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS?
How is it hard for you? You know porn stars and have been an insider for years and get tips and press releases. Shut the fuck up!