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I HAD A DREAM
By Fayner | July 7, 2008
I had a scary dream this morning where I went to Theresa Flynt’s wedding who if you’re dumb and don’t know is the daughter of Hustler founder and all-around bad ass Larry Flynt. It was a glorious event attended by lots of famous people and porn sluts.
During the reception I went to say hello to Theresa. Instantly I noticed she was flirting with me. Usually I’m used to it, but not by a bride on her wedding day. That’s a new one for even me!
So she tells me to go out to the parking lot and steal a car because she wants to ditch her groom and run off with me. Since I had nothing to do the next day, I agreed.
So I went out to the parking lot and stole a Porsche. One would think that since all I’ve even wanted for years is a brown Porsche that in my dream I would be stealing a brown Porsche, but I guess someone else was using the only one in existence in their dream I had to settle for a black one. At least it wasn’t yellow.
Anyway, just like in the season finale of Californication minus the teenager, Theresa came running out and jumped in the passenger seat and we sped off into the sunset.
I remember seeing in the rear view mirror as we drove away a very pissed off Larry Flynt who was waving his middle finger in our direction and yelling how my balls would end up in a vice for ruining his life.
Am I that bad?
Anyway, the next day my web site is down and there are messages from all my advertisers telling me they will no longer be doing business with me and then there is a knock on the door and the dogs are barking and then the door is kicked down and Larry’s mean bodyguard with the mustache and the nice suit comes in and beats the crap out of me and then drags me to Larry’s Bentley and tosses me in the trunk and then I wake up.
Does anyone want to try and tell me what this dream means?
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July 7th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Means Theresa Flint is hot and smart and perfect, I love her too….
PLease no weddings though, PLease no not again….
July 8th, 2008 at 6:52 am
It’s all about fluctuating inadequacy and supremacy, you feel you’re not good enough for a brown Porsche, and while you also aren’t quite deserving of a horrible yellow Porsche, you settle for a black one.
Also, you feel that you’re superior in that you get to ride in the trunk of a Bentley, which is way more than any of us can aspire to, even on our best (worst?) day.
That or it’s about unicorns shitting rainbows. Probably the rainbow thing.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
you hate him for sure..