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NOW YOU CAN HAVE BARRETT BLADE’S PENIS ALL FOR YOURSELF!
By Fayner | July 7, 2008
Former Rock God and multi-award winning Sex God Barrett Blade has finally granted the wishes of throbbing vaginas worldwide by teaming up with TopCo to create the Barrett Blade official toy dick with the exact measurements of the Cock that Rocked a Thousand Whores or more to give every one the same feeling they would get if the real Barrett Blade was there in the flesh pounding whichever hole they desire. But that probably won’t happen unless you’re super hot. For everyone else this life-like dildo will have to do.
Good for Barrett. It must be nice to know that someone is interested in your penis. I wish I knew how that feels. Hopefully one day I will.
“Do you think more women will buy your dick? Or more men?” I asked.
“I don’t want to think about it, but if I had to guess I’d say more men will buy it.”
“Does that bother you to know what men are doing with it?”
“Listen,” Barrett yelled, “I said I don’t want to think about it!”
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