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FROM PORN TO THIS???
By Fayner | July 10, 2008
Everyone will remember the day Jenna Jameson quit porn. Everyone cried. Everyone was sad. Tibet made that day a new day of mourning.
Yeah, it was that bad.
Anyway, many wondered what would become of Jenna once she ditched the industry that made her a star? Would she hit the big-screen and become a bona (not boner)-fied movie star? Is she gonna get a platinum album after writing the greatest pop effort ever? Will she actually write a book and not just have someone else do it?
No to all of the above.
Jenna ditched porn to be a guest on William Shatner’s new talk show.
Moving on up? Hardly. Although I haven’t seen the show I can imagine nothing but bad when thinking about it. Shatner really sucks in front of the camera. So did Jenna, but not anymore since she quit porn. Too fucking bad, atleast if Jenna sucked balls it would make a good watch.
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July 10th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Jenna Jameson would have made a badass Orion Slave Girl, but to be honest, I really don’t want to see her suck on The Shat’s 90+ year old testicle sac.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Who even knew William Shatner had a show?
July 11th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Jenna also wants to have a music career. She says “Yes. I can sing. I can do everything. I am a superstar.” She probably thinks that just because Traci Lords had at one time a successful music career, that she can too. Traci worked for it and took lessons while Jenna hasn’t.
Both Jenna and Tito’s careers have floundered since dating each other and after she gave her fuck you to the industry speech. No one expects her to stay in porn forever but she could have handled it better.
Jenna won’t even go topless in photo shoots anymore. Traci Lords still went nude for a while after leaving. The photographer Jenna pissed off said Kate Moss does nudity. Jenna says I’m not Kate Moss.
But let’s be realistic. Hollywood and anything in the entertainment industry is brutal when it comes to women and how they look. Jenna was already too “old” for porn. Now she thinks she can break into mainstream Hollywood in her thirties and looking like she’s in her 60’s. She’s ruined her face and body. And sucking enough casting couch cock won’t get her that far in Hollywood.
If she worked at it, maybe she can get a few independent movie gigs. Traci worked at it right away and took acting, singing, and dance lessons right away. She’s now won acting awards, had a platinum selling album, a Guess Jeans girl, starred in major motion pictures, and appeared in tv movies and shows. Her thing now is independent movies.
Jenna when she was on The View said the other porn girls don’t want to mainstream because they are afraid to. *rolls eyes* But she’s not afraid. And the ones who have gone mainstream have gone against the porn industry to become successful. Ginger Lynn, Marylin Chambers, Ron Jeremy, Simon Rex, and many other have never gone against porn and they have been successful. Traci always said she got into porn because she was young and needed the money and hated being poor. Other porn girls have said this too but that doesn’t mean they are going against the industry. And Traci also said no one ever put a gun to her head. Though Jum South said her stepfather brought Traci into his studio when we know now she was only 14.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Umm can I get the cliff notes on that?