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ARE WE SAFE ANYMORE?
By Fayner | July 11, 2008
Okay, so my only trip to Catalina Island earlier this year turned ou to be a huge bust as the boat we were on was shitty and the island’s prices have skyrocketed since the big fire last year or the year before I can’t recall.
Anyway, it seems that a gang has made its way to the tiny island called Brown Pride Locos and is roughing up tourists and being all-around menaces. Drugs, shakedowns, late-night weapons training and attacks on citizens have all occured lately…and the people are pissed off.
Now is the time to do another porn movie on Catalina as the cops have too much on their plate to even notice a bunch of video whores swallowing cock on the bluff.
Right?
I could have guessed this would happen as even my beloved Nantucket Island has been pierced by Latin gangs in the last few years and it makes me super sad. Not so much about Catalina, though, ’cause the place kinda sucks balls anyway.
Good luck to the Brown Pride Locos in their quest to overtake Catalina.
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July 11th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Brown Pride Locos? Sounds like a gay porn movie to me…