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HEY CHASEY, THAT’S ONE EXPENSIVE COFFIN YOU’RE DRIVING THERE!
By Fayner | July 21, 2008
Remember when Chasey Lain was hot and didn’t have one of the worst meth addictions this industry has ever seen? I do, and I’m a old man who has also done lots of drugs so my memory isn’t too good. But I do remember when she was hot. It was a long time ago.
Now Chasey is the porn business’s Amy Winehouse; sure there must be some talent still in that withering frame and mind but its been taken over by drugs. Come to think of it, shouldn’t Chasey and Amy do a sex scene together? That would be cool. And would test the nerves of everyone in a five mile radius…
If Chasey and Amy were hired to do a girl/girl scene together:
Who would show up later to set?
Who would take more trips to “pee” in the rest room?
Who would pass out more during pussy-eating chores?
Anyway, the reason for this story is to tell you that I’ve heard from a few sources that Chasey Lain is cruising around in a Rolls Royce! Say what???
If you’ve seen Chasey any time in the last couple of years you’d notice that she is uncapable of even making a smart decision let alone get behind the wheel of a $200,000 (or so) vehicle and risk the lives of anyone and everyone else on the city streets.
But who in their right mind would ever give the keys to such a fine car to such a trainwreck? This is what I want to know…
Who would need more time in the makeup chair?
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July 21st, 2008 at 4:21 pm
ahhh the power of the pussy….
July 21st, 2008 at 7:19 pm
she’d still be attractive if she had stuck to coke. what a shame. in her prime she was a world class piece of ass.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:57 am
You know, the funnies thing about all this is that IT’S NOT A ROLLS-ROYCE! It’s a Chrysler 300C with some whack body kit mods.
The real question: did she know this before she bought it?!