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WHO WOULD WANT THIS???
By Fayner | July 21, 2008
Sorry, but Hollywood douchebags with zero talent have been bugging me for years. Like most people, I learned to accept the fact that these kids with rich and famous parents are famous too despite not being good at anything at all. But then when Ozzy Osbourne’s kids Jack and Kelly became stars in their own right I got truly mad. I mean, here are two fat kids with tons of money and zero talent and they’re famous? For what? Being fat and talentless and related to Ozzy? That shouldn’t matter. If you ever heard Kelly’s CD you’d know what I’m talking about. And when your mother is one of the most powerful people in the music business and you get dropped from your record deal you know that you truly do suck balls, as happened to dear, plump Kelly Osbourne.
People like Charlie Sheen worked his ass off for years to become a star even though his father was a Hollywood icon. Jacob Dylan never even made it as a star despite his father Bob Dylan being one of the greatest poets and musicians of all time.
I bet there are some kids out there with famous parents and tons and tons of talent who don’t wish to ride the coat tails of their kin in order to be loved and adored. What becomes of them? Nothing, and it is a shame.
One of the laziest and most undeserving celebrity kid on the loose is one Brody Jenner. His dad is Bruce Jenner the famous athlete who is remarried to Kim Kardasian’s mother. Brody’s step-dad is some rich music producer. That means he knows tons of rich spoiled kids who go out to Hollywood and drink off their daddy’s credit cards and use their family name when they get in trouble in order to not feel the full extent of the strong arm of the law.
So what does the future hold for Brody Jenner?
A permanent spot on Hollywood Squares: Useless Children of Famous People edition? Maybe.
But probably not since Brody will be shooting his gay new reality show on MTV titled Bromance in which guys compete to become part of Brody’s entourage.
Seriously?
No, seriously?
This has to be a fucking joke, it just has to be. I mean, I know being a celebrity is a sought-after job these days, but being associated with Jenner just ain’t worth it kiddies. His gay-laced show even does the eliminations from a hot tub which is VERY GAY considering it will just be men sitting in it and who the fuck wants to see that except for gay men?
No one.
But I’ll watch the first episode (MTV bought 6 episodes, doubt it will go any longer than that) just to see how pathetic things have become.
Remember when MTV was cool and had shows like Remote Control? I do. I also remember that I was a contestant on that show during a college tour they did. Adam Sandler was just starting out then. And I think I gave it the ol’ college try with the show’s resident hottie Kari Wuhrer and failed miserably.
Just like Brody will do eventually.
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July 21st, 2008 at 10:54 am
I wonder whose a bigger cunt. Brody or Kim. And if he’s fucked all three Kardashian step-whores. The 10-year-old sister was already working the stripper pole that Kim bought her mother and stepfather that’s in their bedroom. The only real celebrity in that pathetic family is Bruce Jenner. But that show has emasculated him and has made people forget what made him famous and respected.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I never heard of Brody Jenner or even knew that Bruce Jenner had a son,but this Reality TV thing is a real major disease that openly allows anyone with no brains and no talent to become instant celebrities(while all of the hardworking wannabe actors/actressess get shown the front door),for it’s bad enough that the likes of the jabronis on “The Hills”(worst show ever) and that crazy New York chick(of “Flavor Of Love” ’s first insane season and “I Love New York” infamy)are well-known stars,for I can really feel your pain upon thinking about this Brody Jenner guy(even if it’s for a mere second) and it makes me really glad(and very appreciative)that I haven’t had MTV(or its wannabe companion VH1,for that matter)for the last 10 years(and I can remember how cool both channels were 20 years ago,when music videos ruled their airwaves and reality TV didn’t exist),otherwise I’d have a good excuse to constantly kick around the TV set across my room(as much I really need to watch it,just for my DVDs and videos).
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Porn Stars are more respected than all these celebretards. Porn has a better future also.