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IS LARRY FLYNT READING MY MIND??
By Fayner | May 14, 2008
For the record, I felt that posting the MILFZILLA box cover on my family-friendly web site here was not only irresposible but in poor taste just in case my mother happened to check out the site and saw the picture of the box cover which is Ava Devine with a giant cock across her face. It is quite the sight to behold.
You can go to Hustler Video’s site by clicking the logo above to see the cover if you want to, but I don’t want to be a part of it no way no can do…
Anyway, MILFs are my new thing. Cougars, they’re called as well. Or are they different? I don’t know. I just think after dealing with so many young chicks as I get older is slowly killing me. It’s like that line in Dazed and Confused “I get older they stay the same age” but not in a good way.
The hot Cougar I scored with in Boston a few weeks back just sealed it for me: I’m all about the older chicks. Since then Staci has been calling me Scott Cougar Mellenchamp. I think I like it.
Thankfully, Hustler Video has heard my cries and released MILFZILLA, which alongside Ava Devine comes Kelly Leigh, Mae Victoria, Adrianna Nicole and Aline. What excites me also about MILFs and Cougars is that I don’t know them; any longtime porner will tell you that watching people they know personally have sex on video is kind of creepy. Testa says he’s forced to watch amateur shit for the same reason.
My copy of MILFZILLA is in the mail as we speak. I’m currently putting plastic on all the furniture and walls in anticipation of it.
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