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HUSTLER VIDEO IMITATES REAL LIFE
By Fayner | May 22, 2008
This is obviously a parody from Hustler Video about former NY governor Eliot Spitzer and his love of prostitutes. I’m surprized I even know that, as my political smarts rival that of a 10th grader on dope.
Not to say I haven’t been around politics. I worked for NBC Nightly News for the 1992 and 1996 Presidential Elections as a paid intern which meant pretty much I did whatever I was asked for many hours a day for good salary.
In 1992 at the converntion in New York City, I was attending a party at some park and discovered that I was late to meet my friend Neb who was letting me stay at his place so I ran like hell through the party until I ran head-first into comedy legend Jackie Mason who among other things did the shitty Caddyshack sequel. Everyone was mad at me when they discoverd Jackie was hurt and they said “do you know who this is?” and I said yes I did but did they know who I was and they said “who are you?” and I said the drummer for Pearl Jam and they let me go and I ran 17 blocks drunk.
Then in 1996 in San Diego I showed up with a bunch of crystal meth and was a total mess for the convention and once I used a porta potty right after NBC Anchor and Gov Arnold’s wife Maria Shriver and it smelled awful but I blamed it on the mounds of human waste underneath and not her stinky bum. I did lots of meth in those porta potties.
Then also in 1996 in Chicago I almost got mugged like 5 times and I got extra pay because they felt bad for me.
That’s about all I know about politics. That is, up until just now when I watched Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story. Now I know nothing plus one story.
Larry (Flynt, duh!) knows politics, though, and I trust him if he says someone is a crook and a cheat and a womanizer. This Eliot Spitzer guy sure is! Just watch this fucking movie ’cause its a Gas! as they used to say before they realized it wasn’t really that cool of a thing to say.
Order a copy at www.HustlerHollywood.com!
Watch the trailer at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-LVfjhCiBE
Hear Larry Flynt talk at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tQ5JE1U33o
Buy porn at www.HustlerVideo.com and www.HustlerWorld.com.
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May 26th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Seriously, Mike Horner needed to retire about 15 years ago.
That shit-eating grin of his nauseates me.