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IF ANY GUY GOES TO SEE THIS CRAPPY MOVIE I SHOULD GET A DOLLAR
By Fayner | May 29, 2008
Everyone knows the new Sex and the City movie is gonna blow big chunks. It has to since the television show with the same name blew big chunks.
Right?
It is a chick flick if there ever was one, up there with Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and Sliding Doors and I don’t know what are other shitty chick flicks?
But then pictures came into light like the one above from an awesome web site we all love and visit daily. All of a sudden, The Sex and the City movie seemed not so shitty. If a guy has to go with his chick to see it, he can just sit and daydream that Charolette is sucking him off all happily like she is in the picture above.
Maybe the guy can cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box and get a handjob like I did years ago with Ariana Jollee when we went to see A Mighty Wind and it sucked and I needed something to make the time go by faster.
That’s a good idea, guys, if you think you can pull it off.
I don’t. I think you’re a fag and don’t have the balls to pull it off.
If you do you owe me a dollar.
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May 30th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
You better not talk shit about Steel Magnolias.