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BUT DOESN’T EVERY 15 YEAR OLD BOY HAVE A NUDIE MAG STASHED UNDER HIS BEAD?

By Fayner | May 30, 2008

A teenage boy will walk through a blizzard to get a porno mag or video. He won’t care about the frigid temperature. He has one thing on his mind: porn.

When you’re a teenage boy, porn is priceless. It’s harder to get than heroin I bet. Most have only an old Playboy of their fathers or the guy who was banging their mom when he was away. My buddy Norton found a huge stack of porn mags in a dumpster when we were kids and he put them all under his mattress and the bed raised like a foot with all them stuffed in there. Norton later bought a new VCR and popped in I believe A Tall Dark Stranger and it  broke forever with a shitty porn in it.

I bet 90% of boys aged 12 to 17 have porn hidden in their room some where. They know every page, every nipple and every inch of that magazine. It’s just a part of being a boy in America. But that doesn’t mean they should be looking at everything on the internet. Now that’s just plum crazy. There’s some shit that would scar me for life and I’ve seen a lot.

But kids should not look at porn on the internet. That’s what Stormy Daniels is telling people in Washington D.C. this week. She believes children should be blocked from seeing inappropriate content on the internet, such as her web site and 2 Girls 1 Cup. She says she doesn’t want kids’ business or their money. Good for her. Standing up for what you believe in.

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One Response to “BUT DOESN’T EVERY 15 YEAR OLD BOY HAVE A NUDIE MAG STASHED UNDER HIS BEAD?”

  1. Dickie M. Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    I saw and stole my first porn mag at the age of 14. I was so terrified of my mom busting me I kept it outside, in the woods.

    Three or four days later it rained, and my precious issue of Playboy was ruined.

    It took almost a year to get over it. I kicked myself in the ass everyday for keeping it outside and allowing myself to be devoured by such irrational paranoia.

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