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HAIR OF THE DOG
By Fayner | March 19, 2008
“does your coat smell like dog ass, too?”
Taylor has been saying for years now that when my beloved dog Rhiannon finally passes away, she wants to use her to make a shawl. I don’t think I’ll let her accomplish that goal ’cause for one I think its gross as hell and two I wanna get her stuffed so I can keep her with me forever.
Of course we all know Rhi and I will go at the same time, probably in some fiery car crash or from overdosing on steak.
But these people don’t look at things the same as we do. They made coats from their dead companions. And although they look completely horrified in the picture, I think if they feel strongly about tearing apart their dead dog’s and making coats from them they should be allowed to do just that.
And no matter how stupid you think they look, it ain’t as bad as every look Black guys have sported in the last ten years. Actually, wouldn’t these coats look even better with the tags still on them and a pair of jeans around their ankles with one pant leg up?
Oh, I think I just started the next trend for the blacks! Awesome. But please don’t give me credit for it!
READ THE STORY IF YOU WANT
Their beloved dogs may have gone to the great kennel in the sky, but for Beth and Brian Willis they will always be close.
Because the couple have had his and hers jumpers knitted out of the hair moulted by the pedigree pets and spun into yarn.
And they insist the bizarre garments keep them warm and dry no matter how bad the winter weather gets.
The idea to use the hair, which would otherwise have been vacuumed up and thrown out with the rubbish, came after dog breeders told the couple of the unusual use it could have.
The first jumper was knitted by 71-year-old Mrs Willis from hair from Kara, the couple’s white Samoyed, a Russian breed.
Mrs Willis said: “It is not actually a hair but a wool, which is why it is so good for clothes.
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March 19th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
More like Planet of the Apes… Dr. Zaius and his main squeeze, out for a stroll through the Forbidden Zone…