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A FUNNY KURT LOCKWOOD STORY
By Fayner | March 20, 2008
Okay, so we all know about how one-time straight performer Kurt Lockwood went to the dark side by accepting male penis into his dark side for money and maybe even just for fun. The pictures of him and a tranny that have been floating around are some of the most disturbing images I’ve ever seen in my life.
And I know that everyone who is anyone called it when they predicted that one day Kurt would just finally admit that he likes cock and the world could go on as it did before without having to read his threats to anyone and everyone who doubted his manlihood. I guess I too was right on the money when I noticed what looks like a large arrow tattoo pointing towards his asshole.
Anyway, enough back story already, tell the damn story.
Okay, so Testa came over this morning to get me stoned and somehow the subject turned to Lockwood.
“Oh, I got a good story about Kurt!” Testa announced. “So, I was shooting a cougar scene between him and some old bag, and the premise was that Kurt was interviewing for a job and ended up fucking the boss lady. The thing was, though, after the pop he’s supposed to leave and then the boss gets on the phone and tells her partner or whoever that she isn’t hiring him.”
That was the scene. Realistic, I know…
Now, before we get to the punchline let me say that Kurt has been known as somewhat of an egomaniac over the years. A prima donna, you could say.
Okay, back to the show!
So the pop comes and Kurt leaves the shot and the boss gets on the phone and says her line about Kurt not getting the job and all of a sudden Kurt reappears shouting, “what do you mean I didn’t get the job? Why didn’t I get the fucking job? Huh?”
Is Kurt Lockwood so delusional and ego-driven that he can’t even play a loser in a scene? Does he always need to be loved and adored?
I guess so.
So Testa had to reshoot the ending, but not before once again telling Kurt that the script called for him not getting the job.
Oh, poor Kurt! What a shock to his self-esteem!
One thinks that if the boss was a guy and Kurt went at him then how he goes at dudes now he’d surely get the gig!
Thanks for watching…
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March 20th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
i thought you were sober 5 months? i laugh everytime i see you brag about being sober 5 months. haha … that will come back to haunt you fayn.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
dogs not drugs.
March 20th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I’m sober off coke, not weed and booze. one at a time…
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 am
It cracks me up when people just cant be happy for someone whos made a positive change in their lives. Yoyo, you sir are a dipshit. hope whatever issues you are fighting in your life comes back to you.