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TAYLOR RAIN RECOGNIZED!
By Fayner | April 2, 2008
Taylor, Dez and I went down to Animal Control to get the pit bulls licensed, and on the way home stopped at that awesome Italian place Cavaretta’s for lunch. We ordered and then waited the ten plus minutes it takes to make a sandwich. Finally, out helper came up to us with out food.
“Are you an actress?” he asked Taylor.
Like always, these days she freezes up when asked this question. I remember a time long ago when she’d jump on the table and scream, “Yeah, bitch! I’m Taylor Muthafuckin’ Rain, Dawg!” Not anymore. She’s out of the business and pregnant, doesn’t much care to mbe recognized.
“Ah, yeah,” she finally let out.
“I know I’ve seen you somewhere before!” the deli guy shouted.
“Well, ah, I love big sausage!” We all started laughing.
The little lightbulb in the deli guy’s head all of a sudden turned on. “‘Nuff said,” he managed to get out, now embarrassed that he pretty much got caught beating off in front of all of us. “Do you want this stuff bagged up or can I put it in a big box?”
“Put it in a big box,” I replied.
We all laughed.
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April 2nd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
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April 4th, 2008 at 8:36 am
THERE ARE A FEW TYPOS FAYN. YOU ARE SLIPPING UP!!! I’M SARMT NOW!!! LOL