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SHELLEY LUBBEN IS: GRANDMA SAVE A ‘HO!

By Fayner | March 7, 2008

keep reading the story, eventually it’ll turn to the subject of Chloe Jones

You know, normally I’m all against that hag Shelley Lubben’s quest to save a ‘ho from the depths of the sex industry. I think we all are; well, those of us who enjoy seeing women naked, that is. Shelley labels herself an “ex Porn Star” who got so fucked up from her days as a hooker and porn “star” that she’s now been diagnosed with a variety of mental illnesses (read her myspace profile) and furthermore wants to save every other female out there in Pornville from succumbing to the same fate as she did: obscurity after the glitter finally fades.

And how does Shelley plan to do this, you ask?

Jesus Christ.

Damn, what’s up with Jesus trying to take all the good porno chicks away? That’s lame. That’s way past lame.

Jesus Christ is cock-blocking the world’s population of xxx fans!

And Shelley is helping him!

Burn the bitch at the stake!

Oh, so something that was cool I saw while researching Shelley is her photo page on MySpace about the dead porn stars which has pictures of 58 porn performers who have died and what killed them (including Chloe Jones!). It’s funny ’cause there are obviously many more deaths in the porno business but why wouldn’t Shelley put them up? Is it because their deaths don’t cater to her quest? Maybe. Anyway, check them out if wanna. It might make you want to trust in Jesus, it might make you want to puke, you may even get a boner. It is up to you!

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3 Responses to “SHELLEY LUBBEN IS: GRANDMA SAVE A ‘HO!”

  1. Morgan Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 5:00 am

    Someone needs to proofread her photo captions.

  2. AJ Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    WTF do pornstars dying in car accidents or rare, not sexually transmitted diseases have to do with the porn industry.

    Hi, I am Shelley Lubben… you know whats the #1 cause of automobile related deaths? Alchohol? Nope..Drugs? Nah.. Cell Phones.. close but no cigar.. it’s being a pornstar… So kids, if you do porn..you’ll definately die in a car accident!!!!

    I know this on good authority… Jesus hates Shelley Lubben

  3. Rebecca Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    I know! She is such a hypocrite! I think she’s just trying to cling to the attention she recieved as a porn star, even though now she’s a leathery-skinned hag nobody wants to see naked.

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