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PORN GUYS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND

By Fayner | October 6, 2008

Listen, I ain’t gonna say the male talent guy’s name ’cause I’m past all of that, but I guess we can say he has the last name of a crappy trendy clothing company if it truly matters for the flow of this story…

Anyway, Barrett Blade was again at my house shooting Massage Parlor which means a few girls show up at the house in addition to the three that are living here now and most of them like drinking and smoking weed by the pool without their clothes on.

It makes sense.

So this one guy shows up yesterday and does his scene and then comes outside and starts hanging out.

“Are you shooting again today?” I asked him after like 20 minutes.

“Naw,” He replied.

“Then why are you still here?”

He kinda looked around the table where are the chicks were and gave me a “why the fuck not? There’s naked girls here!” look which is not a good enough answer for me.

Seriously, this is not how it is supposd to be done. People like Nick Manning have it right, whee he shows up and smokes everyone out and then does his scene and then smokes out and then leaves. He doesn’t stick around trying to fuck the chicks or talk them into requesting them for upcoming scenes or whatever these male performers do.

This guy did.

I told this guy that I’m better than him because I’m a mere reporter and still get more ass than him plus the chicks have to be paid to fuck him. I don’t think he liked that. I didn’t care.

So Porn guy performers: Do your fucking job and leave. No one wants to talk politics with you or be forced to let you grope them ’cause you feel you have the right since you shot together last year once in a shitty house in Reseda.

Blow your fucking load and leave. Got it?

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One Response to “PORN GUYS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND”

  1. yoyo Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Shane Diesel?

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