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ARE WE A PERFECT MATCH OR WHAT?
By Fayner | October 7, 2008
No, silly, I don’t use the giant stack of Hustler magazines that rest in my bathroom for beating off…that would be way too analog of me and I ain’t like that anymore.
But if you must know, the Hustler magazines are there to read.
Yeah, that’s right, to read. I read them.
And look at the pretty pictures, too.
But never to whack off. That would be gross.
Anyway, I came across this chick Heather Vandeven, who is the September 2008 centerfold. Super hot with a killer body. Where do I sign up, huh?
But there’s more!
Heather loves Thai food. My favorite!
She likes being alone. Me, too!
She loves artistic guys. Hey, that’s me!
She enjoys getting up early and hiking with her dogs. Wait, that’s my thing, too!
And last but not least, Heather loves classic rock music.
Wait, what?
So what you’re saying is there is this super hot chick named Heather who loves everything that I do?
I want her. Get her for me, will you? We would be so perfect together!!!
Please!!!!!!!!!!
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October 7th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
you’d be pefrect for her if she was blind and preferred unsuccessful men