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YOU KNOW THE INDUSTRY’S FUCKED WHEN…
By Fayner | October 8, 2008
I’ve had some dangerous jobs in my life: Lugging lumber in -20 degree weather, mowing lawns after all-night drug parties, bathing cats with sharp claws, being Taylor Rain’s assistant.
All harrowing jobs, indeed…
None if these I thought would compare to being hired by former Vivid star and current Own star Cassidey AKA Bobert Knox or whatever else she goes by to drive her around ’cause she’s here this week shooting exclusive content for her new web site Club Cassidey.
I imagined how I would be risking my life every time we saw a pretty girl go by ’cause Cassidey would demand I pull over so she could rape the hot chick while I stand guard behind some Asian donut shop on Ventura.
But I was surprised to see that living in Texas has calmed the once-manic Cassidey down a bit. Elated, I think the word should be. Yeah, elated.
Cassidey sure has changed, so instead of making me run to the liquor store for a bottle of wine she suggested that I take her to get a tan.
Really? No tying up chicks in the trunk and then taking them back to an undisclosed location for future sexcapades?
Cassidey went into the tanning room, and I sat in the lobby twiddling my thumbs.
Mark Davis comes in.
You know who he is. He’s the guy whose shot like 5,000 porn scenes and doused pretty much every porn chick you’ve ever seen with jizz. He is a hero.
We say our hellos, and I notice that he’s still looking real buff and fit meaning that he’s still clean and sober. Sure, he’s had his demons as we all have, but now he’s realized that drugs aren’t the answer to many of life’s questions except for “How would you like to ruin your life today?”
But Mark tells me that even he isn’t working a lot, and I feel that if people aren’t hiring the greatest male porn talent ever there is either something wrong with the business or something wrong with Mark Davis. And since Mark Davis is sober and looks like a strapping 20-something porn guy it must be the industry that’s sinking ’cause there ain’t any reason why douchebags are getting work and he isn’t.
“The industry is fucked,” Mark informs me. “No one is shooting, no one has money and no one has good ideas anymore. Its the worst I’ve ever seen it and I’ve been doing this for a long fucking time. I fly up to San Fran to work these days, can you believe it?”
Anyway, I’m not sure where this story is going or what I orignally wanted to say in it so I’ll just stop here okay…
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October 8th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Mark’s right, all is fucked.