Archive for July 1st, 2008
U.S.A. #1!!!!!
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008Growing up on the mean streets of Newton, Massachusetts, I rolled with an older crowd. So when I was like 11 years old, the people around me who were 13 and 14 began smoking marijuana. It was Norton, mostly, and he made it his mission to corrupt me. Evil, I know, but he did it [...]
WATCH OUT FOR NELSON MANDELA
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008He is a symbol of freedom. He helped end apartheid. He even got a Nobel Peace Prize.
But up until today, Mandela was on the U.S. Terror Watch list.
What now?
Yep, it is true. I even read it twice to make sure.
Good news. Now there may be some room on that list for someone who actually deserves [...]
PIGS IN SPACE
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008The Japanese got themselves a good thing with this new $2.3 million Wedding In Space venture I was reading about this morning. The rocket will travel 60 miles into space where the ceremony will take place, then the new married couple gets to fuck in a special compartment while the ship falls back to Earth.
Sounds [...]
THE CLONING OF A 9-11 HERO
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008At first I was like, what the fuck? why would they clone George Bush? and then I read more of the story and realized that a 9-11 canine hero was being cloned and not George Bush. Good! I mean, yeah, Bush did acknowledge the terror attacks and that for him makes him a huge hero [...]
TONY TESTA ARRESTED AT MEXICAN WHOREHOUSE?
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008Testa has been on vacation in Mexico at a tequila distillery. I guess that means he is an alcoholic.
And what’s funny is that he goes to the same town on vacation once a month, and when he is back in L.A. the hookers from a local Mexican whorehouse always call him on his cellphone.
“Oh, Mr. [...]