Archive for July 7th, 2008
WHAT BIANCA DAGGER NEEDS IS ONE OF THESE GUYS
Monday, July 7th, 2008I was thinking this morning about the time I fingerbanged Bianca one morning on drugs and she kept yelling harder! HARDER! but my arm got super tired super fast and I wa using my other arm to help and she wouldn’t let me top and my arm almost fell off and I had to quit [...]
NOW YOU CAN HAVE BARRETT BLADE’S PENIS ALL FOR YOURSELF!
Monday, July 7th, 2008Former Rock God and multi-award winning Sex God Barrett Blade has finally granted the wishes of throbbing vaginas worldwide by teaming up with TopCo to create the Barrett Blade official toy dick with the exact measurements of the Cock that Rocked a Thousand Whores or more to give every one the same feeling they would [...]
I HAD A DREAM
Monday, July 7th, 2008I had a scary dream this morning where I went to Theresa Flynt’s wedding who if you’re dumb and don’t know is the daughter of Hustler founder and all-around bad ass Larry Flynt. It was a glorious event attended by lots of famous people and porn sluts.
During the reception I went to say hello to Theresa. Instantly [...]