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Archive for July 21st, 2008

DOGS: IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO???

Monday, July 21st, 2008

I was just reading how in World War Two, dogs were used by U.S. Scientists for England to test the body’s reaction to altitude and decompression sickness when jumping from a plane or flying at 25,000 feet, and pretty much were the reason the airmen and paratroopers were so successful.
There is even a great story of [...]

I HOPE SHE DOES “WE ARE THE WORLD”

Monday, July 21st, 2008

I’ve only been to Porn Star Karaoke three times. The first time there was some security guy in the bathroom making sure no one did cocaine in there (or was I just paranoid??). Then second time I brought a coke bullet and did bumps at the bar. The third time Barrett smoothed things out between [...]

THE BUSY LIFE OF SUNNY LANE, THE GIRL WITH THE FUNNY POSES

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Like I’ve said before, you just gotta love the spirit of Sunny Lane and the fact that she doesn’t mind looking silly for the camera at every opportunity. It did wonders for people like Jack Black, Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee.
Sunny Lane has ambition to match her corniness, maybe even more. It seems that when [...]

AVY LEE ROTH: AS GOOD AS HER “DADDY” DAVE?

Monday, July 21st, 2008

We all know David Lee Roth is not the father of Avy Lee Roth despite what she (and possibly Diamond Dave, too, depends on how much attention he needs) tells you about it. I proved it years ago when she told me DLR and her mother fucked while Van Halen played Spain on their 1979 [...]

WHO WOULD WANT THIS???

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Sorry, but Hollywood douchebags with zero talent have been bugging me for years. Like most people, I learned to accept the fact that these kids with rich and famous parents are famous too despite not being good at anything at all. But then when Ozzy Osbourne’s kids Jack and Kelly became stars in their own [...]

HEY CHASEY, THAT’S ONE EXPENSIVE COFFIN YOU’RE DRIVING THERE!

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Remember when Chasey Lain was hot and didn’t have one of the worst meth addictions this industry has ever seen? I do, and I’m a old man who has also done lots of drugs so my memory isn’t too good. But I do remember when she was hot. It was a long time ago.
Now Chasey [...]