Archive for September 15th, 2008
COUNTDOWN TO XXX COMEDY HEAVEN: 190 HOURS
Monday, September 15th, 2008Like I’ve said before, I’m wicked fucking psyched for the release of the Not Bewitched XXX flick. Rumor is this movie is so protected even the President of the United States couldn’t get an advanced copy if he wanted one. And I bet he does.
I wonder if this will be as big as the Brady [...]
THE JEWISH MODESTY SQUAD IN JERUSALEM
Monday, September 15th, 2008The Jews have spent their whole existence fighting others, from Egypt and Rome to Nazis and the Arab world. It is a surprise that the race is still standing. Seriously.
But the times they are a changing, said a Jew named Dylan. And boy how they change!
I’m reading today about gangs in Jerusalem, ultra-Orthodox “modesty” squads, who [...]
VEGETABLES ARE BAD
Monday, September 15th, 2008For years, ever since I can remember, I’ve told my mother that I hate the taste of vegetables. I’m sure I’m not the only one, either. Most men who enjoy things like vagina usually don’t like vegetables. Gay dudes LOVE vegetables, probably to shove them into their rectums. But I don’t want to be thinking [...]