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Archive for September 10th, 2008

THE REAL REASON BEHIND 9/11

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Many people and things have been blamed for 9/11, including the Jews, oil money and Dick Cheney.
And before today I could have seen any one of those things as the main reason 9/11 happened. But now, after the information I have been given, I must say that I know exactly why the planes crashed into [...]

IF WE TURN AND RUN MAYBE IT’LL GO AWAY

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Chances are you’d slit your ugly wife’s throat as she sleeps or in front of the children for the chance to pound Savanna Samson’s wonderful vagina.
Did you know that once a friend of mine who shall remain nameless called me from his phone that was inside Savanna’s asshole on speakerphone?
And what I’m about to say [...]

SO WHAT SO WHAT SO WHAT’S THE SCENARIO?

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

I have somewhere like 500 Naughty America scenes saved on my computer for a rainy day, and it is a good thing too since my password has been revoked due to handing it out like candy to married friends back East who are drunk and not getting any from their cold wives.
Anyway, I decided to [...]