Archive for September 16th, 2008
WANNA LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE? STEP ONE: WEAR YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Listen, I’m all for personal freedoms to wear whatever you want. After living in South Beach Miami for a bit, I’m pretty sure nothing a man wears can faze me anymore. But there is one men’s trend I’ve never understood, never liked and always thought was the ultimate declaration of douchedom: baggy pants like the [...]
TRUST ME, COCAINE AND HAIR DON’T MIX
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Once, some years back, Taylor Rain was really mad at me for doing so much cocaine. Real mad.
I remember she grabbed my plate of blow and ran off into her bedroom. She returned without it. Obviously, like the addict I was, I went looking for it. She followed close behind yelling at me and calling [...]
WHY THIS DOG IS BETTER THAN PORN CHICKS
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008We’ve all seen porn chicks over the years do some pretty silly things. Stupid, too. Many times. If I had the energy to sit here and write down all the retarded things I’ve seen porn girls do, I’d be here for a very long time and would probably get a massive headache I wouldn’t really [...]