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WANNA LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE? STEP ONE: WEAR YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES
By Fayner | September 16, 2008
Listen, I’m all for personal freedoms to wear whatever you want. After living in South Beach Miami for a bit, I’m pretty sure nothing a man wears can faze me anymore. But there is one men’s trend I’ve never understood, never liked and always thought was the ultimate declaration of douchedom: baggy pants like the ones in the picture.
And maybe this is racist of me to say, but as this trend started with black men I’ve always wondered the reasoning behind this since so many black men are being chased by cops and rival gangs on a daily basis and having pants around your ankles doesn’t really help one escape from enemies.
Yeah, that may have been racist. But am I right? You don’t have to admit that I’m right.
Furthermore, who the hell wants to see a guy’s boxer shorts? How is that sexy? Or cool? Or fashionable?
I think it all started when some retarded kid in the ghetto couldn’t put his pants on right and the whole neighborhood thought it looked cool cause they were all smoking PCP that day and somehow it made it into malls in Woodland Hills, Calirornia.
Fuck!
But a town in Florida has made a “saggy pants law” that prohibits men from doing exactly what I’ve just been complaining about. Good for them. They even arrested some 17 year old kid for it.
But now a judge is saying the law is unconstitutional. I hate that word. Baggy pats with the boxers showing should be outlawed worldwide.
Does anyone agree?
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September 16th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Yes, this look is fucking ridiculous, ultra-douche-y, and should be outlawed.
Yes, you’re being racist. But. hey, it’s your blog and you can write whatever the fuck you want.
September 16th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
From what I understand, the look started with prison garb. If you have ever been in jail, you know those pants don’t fit right. They all sorta look like that.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:39 am
You know what should be outlawed - applying douche to everything. Am I the only one that sees it is so past it’s prime. It’s everywhere, and at this point stands for absolutely nothing.
For example, saying Fayner sucks horse cock is much more descriptive than calling him a douchebag.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I read in a newspaper article which covered the Florida law that the that look originated in prison by inmates indicating they were up for sex.
I wonder if this is a way that “bruthas” keep it on the DL?
September 17th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
It did start in jail, if you wore your pants under your ass you wanted to get fucked in the ass.