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TRUST ME, COCAINE AND HAIR DON’T MIX
By Fayner | September 16, 2008
Once, some years back, Taylor Rain was really mad at me for doing so much cocaine. Real mad.
I remember she grabbed my plate of blow and ran off into her bedroom. She returned without it. Obviously, like the addict I was, I went looking for it. She followed close behind yelling at me and calling me a loser cokehead. I didn’t care, I just wanted my drugs back.
Anyway, I found the plate pretty quick, which she didn’t like. As I walked back into the living room with it, she slammed a door into me, which made the plate of coke go flying into the air, eventually crashing to the floor.
There was coke all over the wood floor. I wasn’t happy. Taylor was. She laughed at me. I didn’t like that very much.
So what does an addict do? They drop to the ground and use their hand to get it into one big pile, then lower their face to it and snort it up off the floor.
I wasn’t gonna let her win, was I?
Unfortunately for me, there was tons of dog hair on the floor as well as the coke so when I snorted it I also got a ton of hair in my line. I wasn’t pleased.
So why this story?
I’ll tell you. Hold your horses.
I’m reading today about two young women who tried to board a plane from Jamaica to England with 5 pounds of cocaine stitched into wigs. They got caught, obviously, and admitted they got paid $4,000 each to transport the illegal drugs.
They’re fucked royally, but not as bad as the people who would have had to snort the hair-laced coke if they got through to England with the narcotic.
read abll about their stupidity HERE
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