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WHY THIS DOG IS BETTER THAN PORN CHICKS
By Fayner | September 16, 2008
We’ve all seen porn chicks over the years do some pretty silly things. Stupid, too. Many times. If I had the energy to sit here and write down all the retarded things I’ve seen porn girls do, I’d be here for a very long time and would probably get a massive headache I wouldn’t really enjoy.
So its safe to say that we all get the picture? That porn chicks usually do things a special needs kid would? That many of them would be better off wearing a safety helmet?
Yes.
Anyway, in my pro-dog anti-porn chick existence I constantly am looking for news stories that strengthen my position. It isn’t very hard on most days. Like today, for instance…
So this German Shephard in Arizona has an owner who has seizures, and yesterday when the man seized the dog was smart enough to run to the phone, pick it up and speed-dial the button for 9-1-1. He then barked and whimpered into the phone until the cops arrived.
Could a porn chick do this? Would she be able to know the correct button to hit on the phone? Would she be alert enough to even know that the guy was having a seizure?
Probably not, ’cause dogs are smarter than porn chicks. Cuter, too.
Read the amazing story here
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