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IF WE TURN AND RUN MAYBE IT’LL GO AWAY
By Fayner | September 10, 2008
Chances are you’d slit your ugly wife’s throat as she sleeps or in front of the children for the chance to pound Savanna Samson’s wonderful vagina.
Did you know that once a friend of mine who shall remain nameless called me from his phone that was inside Savanna’s asshole on speakerphone?
And what I’m about to say I feel badly about because Savanna is a nice gal and was once good friends with Taylor Rain so it is difficult for me here and I will choose my words carefully from now on.
You see, Savanna has a song out called Possession, which is a gay dance track I didn’t like listening to at all.
This song sucks. It spews Beginner all over it. The melody is third-rate, and the lyrics are about as insighful as Mr. T whatever that means.
Here is a sample of the lyrics
you try to change me
but no you cant change me
cause i I’m an obsession
and im not gonna be your possession
whooo!
uh huh!
come on!
Yeah!
whoo!
uh huh!
Scary how talented this chick is, huh?
Listen to it here
Many porn chicks have tried to make it in music. Many have failed. Savanna will be one of them. The only porn chick who has a chance of becoming a rock star is Monica Mayhem, and just like every one else trying to get famous in music her chances are not good.
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September 11th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I actually like it. I like the beat. I can see the song doing well in clubs and if they remix it a bit. I wanted to add the song to my Myspace page but she won’t allow it. Hmmm. If you want free promotion, allow the song to be added on others profile pages where more people will hear it. I don’t know if she or her handlers or the label made that decision.
September 12th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Wow. What’s interesting is that the voice parts aren’t that bad - but the music is so beginner level. I don’t get it. You’d expect the music to be professional and the singing to suck, buts its backwards.