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VEGETABLES ARE BAD
By Fayner | September 15, 2008
For years, ever since I can remember, I’ve told my mother that I hate the taste of vegetables. I’m sure I’m not the only one, either. Most men who enjoy things like vagina usually don’t like vegetables. Gay dudes LOVE vegetables, probably to shove them into their rectums. But I don’t want to be thinking about that at the moment…
So you know all the times you’ve heard a woman say, “Eat your vegetables! They’re good for you!”? Well, it is now time to find all them women and slap them across the face for making you eat all them harmful vegetables.
Yes, it is true, vegetables are bad for you. Scientists in Australia have discovered that becoming a vegetarian can lead to a shrinking of the brain!!
Really?
Yup.
You can read the whole thing HERE.
Just imagine how smart I’d be if my mother, Taylor and Staci didn’t make me eat all them fucking peas and carrots and corn! I think I’m gonna sue them all.
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