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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONICA MAYHEM!

By Fayner | March 14, 2008

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So today is the lovely and talented Monica Mayhem’s birthday! Her MySpace profile says that she is 98 years old. Since she is a witch I won’t argue with that. Anyway, this seems like a wonderful opportunity to finally get out of my house and go do something fun in Hollywood that doesn’t include standing over a dirty toilet in some club all night handing out key-bumps of cocaine to people I don’t actually like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hope to see you all there

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