« HAIR OF THE DOG | Main | UGLY LITTLE BITCH! »
SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE UP
By Fayner | March 19, 2008
I was reading this morning about a cop in Connecticut who got fired for stealing hot dogs from a court concession stand last year.
Wait, that’s not the funny part.
What is hilarious is that the cop was also charged with trying to intimidate winesses who saw him swiping the pig intestine from the vendor.
I can just see it now, the cop throwing a witness against a wall and threatening him over a fucking hot dog!
Hey, it wouldn’t be the first time someone’s life was ruined from hot dogs, probably won’t be the last.
So now, when the fired cop goes looking for a new job, does he have to tell how he stole a hot dog and got caught trying to bully witnesses into keeping their (pig) lips shut? I for one would love to be there for that.
Topics: Story |
March 19th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
morals ?? does anyone have them anymore? who can we trust these days?
March 19th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Chief Wiggum