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KAYLA PAGE: THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
By Fayner | October 9, 2008
Kayla Page shows up at the house today to shoot a girl on girl scene with the lovely and talented Cassidey for her official web site. At the same moment she arrived, so did the weed guy.
“Oh, you should have told me!” Kayla shouted. “My apartment is right above a weed store!”
“Really?” I asked. “That’s fucking great. I live next to some really old people who hate me ’cause of the last people who lived here being so loud!”
“Oh, that sucks. And I also live above a massage parlor that gives happy endings!”
“Wow!” I said, “Testa would love to live where you live. He lives for asian chicks who look like asian boys jerking him off in a sterile room. Plus, he likes weed!”
“Where do you live?” Testa asked her.
“Don’t answer that!” I told Kayla. “It’s best not letting him know where you live. Trust me.”
But seriously, how awesome is that having a weed store and a rub n tug right below you?
Pretty awesome if you ask me…
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