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WHICH IS WORSE?
By Fayner | October 9, 2008
So yesterday I’m told to go down to Walmart (I wanted to write Walgreens which shows my Boston roots…) and grab ten pairs of small panties, a polaroid camera and a few boxes of douches. I wasn’t too happy about the assignment, so I called Nate who does this sort of thing on a regular basis to see what I should expect but he didn’t pick up so I was forced to do it without his support and I thought along the way that it was creepy and pedophile-like that I was getting a polaroid camera and little panties but I went forth nonetheless.
You think that was bad?
Today I had to go to the liquor store - the one I go to every day where everybody knows my name and they’re always glad I came - another Boston thing - and pick up rasberry flavored vodka and wine coolers. I had to make sure they knew it wasn’t for me but they still laughed.
“From Russian Standard to Stoli Rasberi?” they asked.
“Leave me alone.”
Which would your rather not do out of these two terrible jobs????
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October 10th, 2008 at 6:48 am
That depends - if there is some pussy at the end of that small-panty rainbow sign me up.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:52 am
I keep telling you, go down to the local college and get an intern for that crap..!