Archive for March 9th, 2008
THIS WILL SURELY MAKE ONE HELL OF A STORY
Sunday, March 9th, 2008This nigga got his muthafuckin’ ear to the ground yo.
And they say I can’t write like a white guy pretending that he’s a black guy.
Who’s the dumbass now, huh?
Okay, enough of this gibberish. I hear that a book about the life of Briana Banks is in the works just as you’re reading this.
It is bound […]
BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE…AND THAT INCLUDES A DOG KILLER
Sunday, March 9th, 2008Sometimes I just get soooo angry thinking about the farm-raised dummies who are out there protecting America’s oil interests in the Middle East. I mean, how intellegent does one become after attending Corn Cob High School in Middle America? Not smart enough is my answer.
So when Bush wants a war to keep his friend’s pockets […]
KATJA KASSIN: A SKANKY CHICK?
Sunday, March 9th, 2008
Dear Scott,
I have been a regular reader of your blog at www.lukeford.com since 2003, when I was living in Boulder, CO, drinking every day and bilking the government for a nice 6-figure salary each year. I enjoy your jokes and your postings and must confess to having lifted a few of your lines to […]
BELLADONNA IN THE NEWS
Sunday, March 9th, 2008
I met BellaDonna years ago right after she began her career in the adult business. At the time I was brand new to LA and the porn racket, but I must admit I didn’t think she had much of a career ahead of her, what with the gap-tooth and huge tattoo on her shoulder.
Boy was […]