Archive for March 27th, 2008
HOW TO USE YOUR FEDERAL TAX REBATE CHECK
Thursday, March 27th, 2008As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will all […]
OPEN SEASON FOR PEEPING TOMS
Thursday, March 27th, 2008OKLAHOMA CITY — The state House on Thursday will consider a Tulsa legislator’s bill that could help rectify a problem with the law that came to light recently when a suspected “Peeping Tom” in a Target store was freed by a court.
The Oklahoma Court of Criminal Appeals ruled that a charge against a man accused […]
LINES OF MEN ALL WAITING FOR SEX
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Is political correctness stopping police ending the misery of the teenage sex slaves?
By KATHRYN KNIGHT - Daily Mail
Their faces remain shadowy, but Jane clearly remembers the sheer, terrifying numbers of men who would be brought to her bed at night. “It happened every night. There were loads of men involved.” Her voice cracks.
“You couldn’t keep […]
LINDSAY LOHAN JOINING CHARLES MANSON CULT
Thursday, March 27th, 2008from People Magazine: First Mark David Chapman, and now this! Lindsay Lohan, fresh off her big-screen role opposite John Lennon’s killer (aka the chubby Jared Leto) in Chapter 27, has signed up to star in another film about a murderer – this time, it’s Charles Manson.
Lohan, 21, will play one of Manson’s cult followers, Nancy […]
KATE BOSWORTH “SO DRUNK I CANT REMEMBER THE SEX”
Thursday, March 27th, 2008from Access Hollywood
NEW YORK - What happens in Vegas, may stay in Vegas. However, there’s one Sin City memory Kate Bosworth can’t talk about even if she wanted to.
Bosworth revealed she was so drunk while filming a steamy love scene with Jim Sturgess in “21,” she can’t even remember it.
“We were both so drunk,” […]
IMAGES OF SNAKE EYES FROM UPCOMING G.I. JOE MOVIE!
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
A friend of mine sent these over to me, not sure if they’re up anywhere else or not but I haven’t seen them.
Enjoy
LA TIMES APOLOGIZES TO DIDDY
Thursday, March 27th, 2008LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Los Angeles Times apologized for using apparently fabricated documents in a story implying that a 1994 assault on Tupac Shakur was carried out by associates of Sean “Diddy” Combs, and that he knew about it ahead of time.
“The bottom line is that the documents we relied on should not have […]
NEED HELP IN VEGAS
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Okay, so I’m on the road to Vegas to meet up with three lovely ladies and I need a place for us to crash for the night until our hotel suite is ready tomorrow night. Anyone willing to hook a nigga and his bitches up let me know please.
[email protected]
CELEBRITY GOSSIP ROUNDUP
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Paris Hilton is reportedly adding another dog to her collection. The self-declared animal lover — and PETA-criticized pet owner — is planning on adopting a West Highland terrier, according to MSNBC. A former dog-sitter for the heiress is unsupportive of the new addition. “She might like her dogs, but she can’t keep track of them,” […]
HOME REMEDIES
Thursday, March 27th, 20081. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs […]
PAPARAZZI DEFEND THEIR TRADE
Thursday, March 27th, 2008NEW YORK (AdAge.com) — Some have suggested that the celebrity gossip supernova may finally be cooling off, but don’t try telling that to the king and queen of Hollywood paparazzi. They’re busy building photo archives of Miley Cyrus, 16, in case she becomes the next big moneymaking disaster.
The usually sober Atlantic magazine surprised readers with […]
WILL LUKEFORD.COM HAUNT ME FOREVER?
Thursday, March 27th, 2008I think anyone who has been following me and my rendition of LukeFord.com over the years knows I am no longer invoved with the site. There’s a new guy over there now and it ain’t me.
But I wish he would post under a name so that those who don’t already know I’m gone from there […]
THE LONG WALK
Thursday, March 27th, 2008So I remembered this story from years ago when I was a young tike (and kike) living in Newton, Massachusetts.
This guy Wilkins AKA Stink Bomb (imagine having that nickname growing up?) was getting with some - obvious - skank over at our friend Steve Quinn’s house one weekend night. He got the rubber on, was […]
TODAY IN HISTORY: JESUS CONDEMNED TO DIE
Thursday, March 27th, 2008The great Js all die young — Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jesus. Jesus H. Christ was born (ironically enough) around five to six years “before Christ” (B.C.) due to a scheduling mixup.
Generally depicted in art as a white guy with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, the location of Jesus’ […]
JOLIE/PITT BABY PIX WORTH 10 MILLION $$
Thursday, March 27th, 2008New York Post: THERE’S no limit to how much money celebrities are being paid to pimp out their babies in the magazines and tabloids. After paying Christina Aguilera a reported $1.5 million in February for shots of her newborn, Max, People shelled out a whopping $6 million to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for […]
SMELLS LIKE WEED
Thursday, March 27th, 2008San Francisco: The musty smell of a man’s money led to his arrest on possible drug charges. The 21-year-old Sturgeon Bay man tried to deposit money smelling of marijuana at a bank here last week, according to a Sturgeon Bay police report obtained by the Door County Advocate.
The $4,000 in bundled bills did not smell […]
LISA DANIELS ON SOUTH PARK LAST NIGHT?
Thursday, March 27th, 2008I heard that Lisa Daniels the porn chick was the model for the Heavy Metal cat-piss hallucinations girl on South Park last night but I couldn’t say anything until it aired. I watched the episode. I guess it could have been her; she has big boobs and big hair just like the cartoon chick…
Was it […]
DB COOPERS PARACHUTE FOUND?
Thursday, March 27th, 2008SEATTLE — Hoping to solve at least part of a 36-year-old mystery, the FBI is analyzing a torn, tangled parachute found in southwest Washington to determine if it belonged to famed plane hijacker D.B. Cooper.
Children playing outside their home near Amboy found the chute’s fabric sticking up from the ground in an area where their […]
NEVER TOO OLD!!!!!!!!
Thursday, March 27th, 2008MANATEE COUNTY, FL — Prosecutors have decided to drop a soliciting charge against one of two 93-year-old men who were picked up during recent undercover prostitution stings.
The state, however, will continue to pursue a case against the other elderly man.
Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with […]
SEXUAL CONTENT LAW
Thursday, March 27th, 2008INDIANA: A new state law that requires sellers of adult material to register with the state has Hoosier bookstore owners fuming about government censorship and threatening a legal challenge.
“This lumps us in with businesses that sell things that you can’t even mention in a family newspaper,” said Ernie Ford, owner of Fine Print Book Store […]